May 2013
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in the dark no one will notice your black pants are washed out
I’m eating my loneliness away again.
Only this time, I’m still lonely.
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
awlivur:
The worst part is it doesn’t even hurt anymore.
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Me: (taking a drink from the bottle of wine)
My roommate: why didn't you tell me my boob was out, Arlene?!
Me: (spits out wine and begins to laugh)
My roommate: Geez! Shows how much you want to see my boob!
Me: You made me spit out the wine! What a waste of wine!
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pastelbat:
The only dates i get are updates
takemeto—neverland:
Never anyone’s first choice. Never anyone’s choice at all.
mstilly:
Are you ever disappointed in like everyone you know
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florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
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one-hamburger:
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
define-werewolf:
IT IS 23467890246137493 DEGREES IN MY ROOM AND THE FAN IS ON AND BOTH MY WINDOWS ARE OPEN DEAR GOD WHY
make the heat go awaaaaaaaay
mermaidsandmisandry:
don’t ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
I find that most people worth knowing are fucked up in some way or another.
– Jonathan Tropper (via peaceful-wanderer)
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i miss doctor who confidential